Beth, my name is Erin. My Liz friend recently shared her naughty story with me about fucking a male stripper at her Bachelorette Party. I found her confession very interesting and I think your readers will too.
lizzy1631: I am freaking out! I need to tell someone this story because I’m not sure what to do and it’s been bugging me for weeks. Are you there, Erin?
erinrocks: I’m here. What’s your story? You can tell me, you know. I’ve got your back. Even though I only know you from the Internet, lol!
lizzy1631: I’ll spazz if anyone finds out about this.
erinrocks: I live in Norway, who can I tell? Besides, I don’t even know your real name.
lizzy1631: You know my real name, I told you. It’s Liz.
erinrocks: That explains your ID, right? What’s the story?
lizzy1631: Okay, you know I got married six weeks ago, right?
erinrocks: I remember. To what’s his name. Steve?
erinrocks: Oh yeah. I have a great memory, huh?
lizzy1631: Definitely Anyway, my story is about my bachlorette party. You know what that is, right?
erinrocks: I was born in Virginia, remember? I only live in Norway for my job.
lizzy1631: I forgot. Anyway, my friends and I got together for my bachlorette party. We got a limo, went to a few clubs, and I got totally wasted drinking tequila shots.
erinrocks: You? I thought you were Miss Geek Computer Nerd.
lizzy1631: I am, normally! But when I was at the club, I kept noticing all these hot guys, especially when they were dancing with me, and I started having second thoughts.
erinrocks: About getting married?
lizzy1631: Yeah. Scott’s a great guy, but he’s the only guy I ever slept with. Makes me wonder what I’m missing.
erinrocks: The only one??? Are you serious? You really are Miss Geek Computer Nerd!
lizzy1631: Thanks a lot, that makes me feel so much better. And it’s Mrs. Geek Computer Nerd now!
erinrocks: So, what happened? Hot guys. Dancing. Tequila.
lizzy1631: Yeah, I was dancing and drinking most of the night and some of them were so incredibly hot—I swear I was massively turned on. Well, before I got to the falling down, passing out stage, we all went back to my sister’s place—it was my place too, then, remember?
erinrocks: Your crazy, wild, fuck-everything-that-walks sister?
lizzy1631: LOL! That’s the one. Yes, well my friends decided to get me a male stripper as a surprise. He showed up at the door and he was amazing. SO HAWT!
lizzy1631: Well, he was dressed as a gladiator, lol! With the leather skirt thing and lace up boots, and even a sword and shield. So cute! He took off his armor.
erinrocks: And everything else?
lizzy1631: Mostly. He left the skirt on—at first! Here is where it gets crazy.
erinrocks: Spill it! I won’t judge!
lizzy1631: That’s cuz you’re a wild woman!
erinrocks: Not here in Norway, I’m not, so give me some smut to get me by, lol!
lizzy1631: Okay, well I ask the stripper what he’s wearing under the skirt and he says why don’t you get under there and find out!!!
erinrocks: LOL! Did you??
lizzy1631: I must have been TOTALLY wasted, because I never would have done it, but the girls were all laughing and chanting at me to do it do it do it!
erinrocks: I would be, too!
lizzy1631: You’re just as bad. Want to know something really crazy? One of them was my sister in law!!!
erinrocks: What? Telling you to…?
lizzy1631: Yes, basically urging me to give the stripper a blow job! The wife of my husband’s brother!!!
erinrocks: Does she remember this?
lizzy1631: She was drunk, but not that drunk. I’m sure she remembers, if I do.
erinrocks: SO WHAT HAPPENED?
lizzy1631: Okay, so I get on my knees and climb under the guy’s skirt, which was poking out in front because he was really hard… and HUGE!
erinrocks: Bigger than Scott?
lizzy1631: Like WAY. It was a shock, even to my drunken brain. Anyway, I was laughing my ass off and nearly falling down drunk, but I started to give the guy a blow job, which is a shock because Scott has to fricking beg for them, lol!
erinrocks: Maybe he should dress like a gladiator?
lizzy1631: You’re funny!
erinrocks: Go on!
lizzy1631: Well, the guy is enjoying the attention, obviously, and my friends are laughing their butts off and cheering. I got really into it at that point and the guy completely strips to give them a better view. Oh god, I still can’t believe I did that. Gave a complete
stranger a blow job before an audience!!!
erinrocks: I can’t believe it, either! You’re so…
erinrocks: I was going to say prudish.
lizzy1631: Thanks a lot!
erinrocks: No problem. Then what???
lizzy1631: Man, this was the weekend before my wedding. I’m still in shock.
erinrocks: Don’t worry about it. A BJ is no big deal.
lizzy1631: That’s not it. It’s what happened after the BJ.
erinrocks: OMG, what?
lizzy1631: Well, I suck the guy off and SWALLOW, for fuck’s sake, and then I’m on the floor laughing hysterically. My sister says (all serious) you have to go fuck him, Liz. I couldn’t believe it. Even though I shouldn’t be surprised because my sister is such a horn dog.
My sister in law says No Way, but she’s laughing too—pretty drunk. My sis says it’s my only chance to live a little before shackling myself to Vanilla Scott for all eternity.
erinrocks: Vanilla Scott, I like that, lol!
lizzy1631: Yeah, too bad it’s true.
erinrocks: What did you do?
lizzy1631: I took the guy in the bedroom and fucked his brains out—or he fucked mine out, or both. Either way, brains were missing.
erinrocks: You did not!!!
lizzy1631: I DID!!!
erinrocks: How was it?
lizzy1631: Fan-fucking-tastic! I wish I could say it sucked, but the guy knew what he was doing. OMG, I don’t even know his name. I just kept calling him Spartacus.
erinrocks: Oh, you’re bad!
lizzy1631: Very bad, apparently. I swear, I think I had six orgasms. Spartacus told me he wanted me to have a really hot memory to carry me through. He sucked me off like a fucking pro and screwed me, like, four times!!! Like a pro, I say!
erinrocks: He sort of WAS, wasn’t he?
lizzy1631: LOL, yeah. I guess he was. He was definitely worth whatever sis paid for him. Double, even.
erinrocks: I should buy one of those.
lizzy1631: You could get a Viking.
erinrocks: Ew, no, you know I hate blonds!
lizzy1631: You’re in fucking Norway. Brilliant choice for a blond-hater!
erinrocks: I know, that’s why your story is totally turning me on. I’m picturing your Spartacus with dark hair. He was brunet, right?
lizzy1631: Yeah! And hot! So hot!!!!
erinrocks: And talented, apparently. Did you do anything kinky?
lizzy1631: Kinkier than fucking a stripper a week before my wedding???
lizzy1631: Besides the amazing oral—guh, I’m getting turned on again just thinking about that tongue! And that huge cock! He liked to switch up positions. We did it doggy style and I swear I still had his fingerprints on my hips on my wedding night. I kept the light
off so Scott wouldn’t notice the bruises.
erinrocks: LOL! That would have been funny.
lizzy1631: Hilarious. I kept trying to think of a plausible explanation for fingerprint-shaped bruises on my hips and ass!
erinrocks: Did you think of anything?
lizzy1631: NO! Hence, lights off!
erinrocks: I’m totally jealous.
lizzy1631: It was so great. I was thinking about it the whole time Scott was fucking me on our WEDDING NIGHT. He was being so sweet and loving and I just wanted him to slam me into the headboard and drill me through the mattress.
erinrocks: Uh oh, someone created a monster!
lizzy1631: I know! Now I keep looking at hot guys now and wondering what they’d be like in the sack.
erinrocks: You should have experimented more.
lizzy1631: I know that now. I was so school-obsessed, I didn’t want to think about anything else until I got my damn degree.
erinrocks: Until now.
lizzy1631: Yeah, the worst part is that I keep getting these looks from my friends. I swear one of them is going to tell Scott!
erinrocks: So? It happened before you were married.
lizzy1631: I know, but I was monogamous before that! I’ve never been with anyone but him. I was a virgin, you know! He would fucking freak.
erinrocks: What will you do if someone squeals?
lizzy1631: I don’t know. I can’t deny it. There were too many witnesses. I’ll probably plead the tequila defense.
erinrocks: Oh that’s good! Just claim you drank too much. You don’t remember anything.
lizzy1631: There you go! I’ll say I was too drunk to have done anything with the guy and don’t remember, anyway. I almost wish I didn’t remember! How can I forget those hot lips, and amazing hands, and that large, beautiful cock and… oh no, I’m getting hot again.
erinrocks: What time does Scott get home? Maybe you can talk him into tying you up or fucking you over the kitchen sink.
lizzy1631: Vanilla boy? I’ll be lucky if I can get him to let me on top. *sigh* I’m screwed.
erinrocks: Or NOT, lol!
lizzy1631: Yeah. I better go. I gotta start dinner. And wipe this file from the computer memory. Scott is a techie, too, remember?
erinrocks: Yeah, two Geek Computer Nerds. I’d say you were made for each other, but after that story, I’m thinking maybe not.
lizzy1631: You and me both. *headdesk* TTYL
erinrocks: Bye! *hugs*